10th Jan: Woohoo, its 2023 and the shop is open again. Thank you for your patience over the break - we used it to move to shiny new offices (hence the slight delay in reopening). We're full steam ahead again now and all outstanding orders have been shipped.
Also 10th Jan: Royal Mail were the victims of a cyber attack meaning nothing has moved from their warehouses since.
18th Jan: We've made the very difficult decision to suspendthe shipping of all orders until the situation is resolved. Find out more here
Thank you for your patience, please reach out to email@example.com for advice/support.